hello hello

So glad you could drop by!

We've all manner of goodness and oddity to suit your whims, so feel free to have a look around...

NEWS:

-This weekend I'll be at the Bazaar Bizarre Holiday Fair at Fort Mason Center, and next weekend at the Renegade Craft Fair at the Concourse. I've got some new stuff, and it's always a good time--come on by!

-PET PORTRAITS! I do them. There's a section in Artsies just for them... check it out and please let me know if you're interested in commissioning one. Hell, let me know if you're interested in commissioning anything--Ah loves it!

-NEW SHIRTS! ARE AWESOME! If you've seen them already and want one, please email me. If you haven't seen them yet, TOO BAD! I have to have a photo shoot and until then you'll just have to WAIT!

-KIDLETS! I've got the Hell Yeah shirt, all cleaned up and made friendly to the grammar school set so that no nasty notes will be sent home. Fear not, it now says OH HAPPY DAY. Available in youth S,M,L in slime-green on black or yellow on red.

-BOOK! Death's Day Off is in actual material existence! It's gorgeous, it's life-changing, it's only SLIGHTLY erred upon by the printer, and clearly you MUST HAVE IT! It's here.

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